Putting Theory To The Test On Election Day
Voting is a waste of time. I've written on it before - how not one single person I have ever voted for has won their seat. And today - Saturday, October 9, 2004 - sees me being forced to vote again.
What a sad state of affairs it is that a person is FORCED to vote under threat of a fine. When it boils down to it, that is voting at gun point.
How so? you ask.
Simple. If I do not vote I will be sent a fine to pay. If I do not pay that fine I will receive a notice to come to a nice little court gathering. If I fail to show up at court a warrant will be issued. If someone comes to serve that warrant and I tell them to go fly a kite, then I will see the guns.
The guns are always there.
It's just that they are not visible on the surface.
Anyway. Today, I am not going to vote for anyone on my ballot. I am going to cast a vote for people not on my ballot. My vote will be considered a donkey vote. An "informal" vote. Not to be counted. Just because I choose to vote for people not on the designated ballot form.
Then I will watch the election coverage and see who wins my seat. I will take note of how many votes they win by - and how many "informal" votes there are. And then I will post an entry revealing who I voted for and what the actual outcome was. And you will see first hand how utterly useless voting is.
I've already got my list of candidates written and will be taking it into the polling booth with me. Once there, I will cross off the names on the ballot and replace them with my choices. And I am certain someone will get a good old laugh when they read my ballot.
And the extra silly thing about the voting system I am forced to vote in is, that I am also forced to vote for more than one person. I suppose the govt can claim some kind of legitimacy that way - because as low number candidates are removed from the pile, those who voted for them will see their vote go to their number two choice. And then their number three choice. And so on until one candidate has more than 50% of the vote.
What a farce. In reality, the winner is not the one who has 50% of the vote. In fact, the eventual winner under this system, was not wanted by the majority of the people.
Forced to vote. Forced to vote for many people. And I am told I am free. What a joke.
Let the sheep buy the, "this is your chance to have a say how the country is run" bollocks. What good is it to help decide who wins office if I can't control them once they are in. But besides, I can't even decide who wins office, as my little rebellious voting escapade will reveal. So stay tuned. It should be fun.
Oh! Who do I think will win this election?
John Howard. I don't think the majority of people give a rats ass about going into Iraq and not finding any WMDs. I think they are glad Saddam is gone and that is all that matters. It is the far far left which keeps pushing the "no WMD" thing. Normal Australians just want to get on with their life.
Also, Latham hasn't been around long enough. If he had been at the helm of the opposition for the last three years, then he would have a better chance as people would feel they know him better. But due to his short time in charge, he comes across as a bit fake (not as fake as his predecessor) and a bit of an agro bugger. And Aussies don't want that in a leader.
Anyway. Let the voting begin. I'm now off to cast my invalid vote.
My wife, on the other hand, is not as cynical about voting as I am and is casting a valid vote. All I can say about how she will vote is: Liberal/National for the House of Representatives (with Labor and Greens as last on the ballot paper) and Pauline Hanson for the Senate. It will be interesting to see the results when they are in.

