Gummit Time
The elected lying bastards have created a new form of time. It replaces our existing standard of time. But not for everyone. Only for them. This new time is like slow motion time to the rest of us. I call this new time "Gummit Time". Here is how it works...
Let's say the gummit wants to replace the curb/guttering in your street.
If a private company was to do it, they would mark it out, dig up the old curb/guttering and prepare the ground for the new curb/guttering, all on day one. On day two they would lay the new curb/guttering and driveway access concrete and let it set overnight. On day three they would finish off and be gone.
Gummit time works differently. Under gummit time, the gummit workers (gummit and worker are normally not two words you would see in the same sentence. But let's just call them workers for the sake of the example) would arrive at 7am and mill around for an hour. Maybe one of them would hop in a bobcat and make a bit of noise but not get much done. After about an hour and a half there would be a smoko. And an hour and a half later would be lunch. And an hour and a half after that they would begin packing up to get ready to knock off for the day.
In the four and a half hours of available work time, they will probably have marked out what they want to do and begun to dig up the old curb/guttering around the corners of the street.
On day two they will have dug up half the old curb/guttering.
On day three they will have dug up the remaining curb/guttering.
Day four will entail getting the ground ready for laying the new curb/guttering. But, because all residents will have big holes in front of their driveway, a lot of the day will have been spent taking away the "road-base bridge" they had created to allow the residents to get in and out (a road-base bridge is basically a heap of road-base rubble which has been dumped into the hole to fill it, just in front of the driveway, so the residents can get out).
Day five will be spent laying the new curb/guttering. Then the weekend begins.
Day six (the first day of the second week), will be spent taking down the star-pickets covered in yellow and black striped warning tape they had placed to prevent people driving on the new curb/gutter. Checking the curb/guttering for scribblings left by kids for all eternity. And general milling about.
Day seven will be spent getting the surround ground ready to be returned to normal - such as replacing grass which was dug up.
Day eight will be spent laying the new grass and possibly flattening the dirt between the curb/gutter and the fence of each house so the cars can drive in and out without getting bogged down in lose dirt.
Day nine will be spent adding bitumen back to the road where it was ripped up when they dug up the old curb/gutter.
Day ten will be spent tidying up.
Two work weeks for the gummit to do it working to gummit time vs three days for private enterprise to do it.
Here's another example...
If you send your money to a private company for something, they will usually have the thing back to you within 48 hours. Often, the thing goes back out to you the day your request arrived. Sometimes the next day. It has to be this way because private companies survive on their ability to satisfy the customer. Shoddy response times will see customers go elsewhere.
Gummit time is different. If you send money to the gummit for something, it will take up to two weeks to get back to you. BUT, if it is urgent, you can send a larger amount of money and it will get done sooner, somehow.
Of course, the gummit worker (again, these two words are used in this sentence for example purposes only) doesn't know any different. He is paid by the hour and just does what is in front of him. If other people have to wait, he doesn't care and really doesn't know any different.
What takes a private company a day to do, takes the gummit, working on gummit time, a week or two to do. The gummit doesn't have to worry because there is no competition - they made it a law that there is no competition to the gummit. And they also make it a law that you cannot go ahead with whatever you needed the gummit-supplied-thing for, until you have to from the gummit.
The gummit employees don't care. Whether they do a lot that day or a little they still get paid the same amount - so why do a lot. Never realizing that the money they are paid is forcibly taken from non-gummit value producers under threat of punishment and dumped into the gummit kitty from which they are paid. Without the incentive to perform - which private companies have - the gummit is inefficient and sees no need to actually get things done fast. And so they operate on gummit time. A form of time that sees them take two and three times as long to get anything done when compared to private enterprise, and at a speed which looks like slow motion in that comparison.
With about 50% of the work force employed by the gummit - and thus ultimately supported by the other 50% of the free enterprise value producers whom the government forcibly takes money from to provide that support - the chances are some (many) of those reading this actually work for the gummit. To you I say:
My remarks about the gummit are not personally aimed at you. For you are a product of a system which dissuades effort and achievement, removes incentive and encourages you to do next to nothing. My remarks are designed to make you see the gummit for its true nature - a self serving beast that taxes effort and infringes upon the property rights of its citizens at every turn; a beast which is nothing more than a glorified and self-legalized protection racket; and a beast which has actually imprisoned you while simultaneously giving you the impression you are free (you are free as long as it is doing what the gummit wants you to do).
You can deny this all you like. You will just be denying reality. And denying reality won't get your very far. And is the same as those of years past who denied the reality of a round Earth and proclaimed the world to be flat.

